1. 09:15 23rd Nov 2011

    Notes: 1518

    Reblogged from thedailywhat

    Tags: maurymyspace

    HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    thedailywhat:

    Who’s Your Daddy of the Day: On today’s episode of Maury, it’s a classic girl meets boy, boy has sex with girl, girl gives birth, boy accuses MySpace founder Tom Anderson of being the real father because he was girl’s first friend on her MySpace page story.

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  2. 09:08

    Notes: 450

    Reblogged from ausibear

    Tags: photofuture

    (Source: ausibear)

     
  3. chydesirae:

    Why weed shouldn’t be legal. hella funny. I would say, at the very least, it should be decriminalized everywhere. there is a nice in between solution.

    By God he’s got a point.

     
  4. Questions About My Diet And Exercise (by JennaMarblesVlog)

    Ok so #1 I love this girl, haha she’s great. #2, She’s hot

    That said, I went to a functional medicine doctor and oddly enough Jenna’s diet is almost exactly what I was prescribed to do. Living with boys, I couldn’t see how I was going to be able to live such a processed food free life style without messing up easily (basically going to taco bell). However, as an almost God send, I ended up saving watching this video for after my Dr.’s appointment. When I watched it, I was so happy that she didn’t say, “I stay skinny naturally” or “I eat pretty badly”.  No! This bitch eats healthy as fuck and she looks good! With my faith in humanity re-established, I can now go on and eat healthy knowing that another chick just like me who is cool as fuck, is doing it too and it works for her. Props Jenna.

     
  5. The source of all my problems.  Gluten Grrrr. I just found out you have been the enemy all along. Wheat bread you aren’t healthy your a poser!

    The source of all my problems.  Gluten Grrrr. I just found out you have been the enemy all along. Wheat bread you aren’t healthy your a poser!

     
  6. She Wore Red

    Up and down his leg her hands slide,

    my eyes follow

    little glances she throws

    i wait…

    her drunk body wants him,

    she knows he’s her lover’s friend

    she wants to cause pain

    and she is.

     
  7. 23:28

    Notes: 207

    Reblogged from jackblundellphoto

    Tags: Riverblack and white

    image: Download

     
  8. It starts on Thursdays

    you beautiful person, so fucking dysfunctional. 

    you confuse me so much,

    is it just in my head?

    I can’t turn it off, hold it back, stave it off, wait til its time again.

    its not just sex that i want

    its not that you weren’t just here in my bed

    its that I always want more…

    and I don’t think you want anything more

    just sex when were FUCKED Up, 

    that hurts me so much…

    and I still chase your attention, 

    yet I don’t know what i feel when were intimate

    I can’t read that your into me or just into the moment

    but aside this desire wasn’t the product of lust

    its talking and time, long nights 

    cigarettes and you being you, amazing me.

    How can i even sound so desperate?

    This is draining me,

    its draining me,

    its torturing and caging me

    I cant lay with another man,

    without thoughts of you ruining everything.

    and catch 22,

    I couldn’t imagine ever actually being with you

     
  9. 22:26

    Notes: 2

    Tags: poetrykfitzsimmons

    3 Weeks my Weakness

    So what is it kid?

    Are we playing and crying, or fooling and lying?

    Its not leaving my mind,

    My lips can kiss you a thousand times

    And I can look forward to you every day of my life

    I can’t live with this attraction inside,

    and only appreciate your attention sometimes

    While I slowly fall from this feeling I hide

    Ha but what else can we do

    I being me, and you being you

    Just the two, postin stogs and endin in a room

    Then its cool for the night

    But ill never really have you

    And that’s my fault 

    something about me didn’t grab you

     
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